Comedy, pizza, and a little chaos. On the Southbank, this 18+ 4-hour brunch turns into The Ding Dong Gong Show, where comedians get five minutes and the room decides what happens next. I love the combo of wood-fired pizza plus genuinely friendly, attentive staff that keeps things welcoming right up until the jokes get rough.

Here’s the big consideration: this show is not for the fainthearted. Expect strong language, sexual references, and gutter humour, with an unpredictable “bear pit” vibe, so it can feel intense if you’re sensitive to edgy comedy.

Key Points at a Glance

• Southbank location between Upper Ground and Stamford Street, easy for locals and visitors
• 1pm start with 90 minutes of bottomless drinks plus pizza before the 3pm show
• 5-minute comic hopefuls taking the stage, with the audience driving the outcome
• Wood-fired pizza from Mr. Pizza Baby included in your pass
• Bottomless drink lineup includes Big Belly Lager, cider, Prosecco, Aperol Spritz, soft drinks, and Lucky Saint
• Diet note: vegan or gluten-free pizza is not bottomless (one pizza per person)

Why This Southbank Brunch-Then-Show Combo Works

This isn’t “watch comedy, leave.” It’s more like a proper London afternoon event with a built-in warm-up. You show up hungry, get drinks flowing, eat wood-fired pizza, then the room flips into comedy mode.

What makes it especially appealing is the flow. Starting with food and drinks (instead of meeting for a show with nothing to tide you over) changes the energy. You’re already relaxed when the comedians start, which helps if you’re there for the chaos rather than perfect one-liners.

The setting also matters. Being on the Southbank puts you near a lot of foot traffic and pre-show options, so you can turn this into a bigger half-day without stress. If you want something social and slightly rowdy, this is a good fit.

Timing You Can Actually Plan: 1pm Pizza, 3pm The Ding Dong Gong Show

Plan for a 4-hour overall experience. You’ll arrive for the 1pm start and enjoy 90 minutes of bottomless drinks and pizza. The comedy show begins at 3pm, which means you have a short window to settle in after you eat.

That timing is practical in a city where schedules can get messy. You’re not committing to an evening that eats your entire day, and you’re not squeezing in a show so late that it becomes a late-night slog. It’s also nice if you like daylight plans, then finish with a loud, adult comedy hit.

One thing to expect: the afternoon rhythm can feel fast once the show starts. This format thrives on momentum. If you’re the type who needs a slow, quiet start, you might find the transition a lot quicker than you’re used to.

Bottomless Drinks and Mr. Pizza Baby: What’s Included in the 90 Minutes

Your pass includes a wood-fired pizza from Mr. Pizza Baby plus 90 minutes of bottomless drinks. The drink list is broad enough that you’re not forced into one style of alcohol.

Included drinks:

• Big Belly Lager
• Cider
• Prosecco
• Aperol Spritz
• Soft drinks
• Lucky Saint

This is a meaningful value point. You’re paying for time and variety, not just beer. If you don’t drink alcohol, you still have soft drinks in the bottomless mix, which keeps the experience from feeling like it only works for heavy drinkers.

Now for the diet rule, because it’s important. If you’re vegan or gluten-free, let them know at checkout. The vegan or gluten-free pizza is not bottomless, and you’ll get one pizza per person. That’s not a deal-breaker, but it can change the value you get from the experience, especially if you were planning to snack constantly during the 90 minutes.

The Ding Dong Gong Show Format: 5-Minute Sets and a Brutal Crowd

The Ding Dong Gong Show is built around speed and uncertainty. Comedians are fresh comic hopefuls getting a chance to amuse the room for five minutes. The audience decides their fate, which is part of what makes this feel so alive.

It’s also described as good-natured but brutal. That sounds contradictory, but in practice it usually means you’ll get honest feedback through the room’s reactions, not polite silence. Some acts will land. Some won’t. The suspense is the point.

Add the “bear pit” energy and you get a show that doesn’t behave like a traditional comedy club. It’s less about a smooth, curated lineup and more about raw attempts under pressure. If you like comedy that’s messy in a real way, you’ll probably have a strong time.

The Content Warning Is Real: What Kind of Comedy You’re Signing Up For

This show is 18+ only, and the content comes with a clear warning. Expect strong language, sexual references, and gutter humour. It is wild, unpredictable, and the comedy quality can vary from act to act.

So here’s the honest filter. If you like clean humour, clever storytelling, or gentle observational jokes, you may feel uncomfortable or even annoyed. If you’re the kind of person who enjoys comedians pushing boundaries and living dangerously with jokes, the format can be a blast.

There’s also the unpredictability factor. Five minutes is not a lot of time for a comedian to recover if something goes off the rails. That unpredictability is fun for many people. It’s less fun if you want guarantees.

Staff, Atmosphere, and the “Friendly Until It Isn’t” Feel

One of the most consistently positive parts of this experience is the people running it. The staff are described as super friendly and attentive, and that matters because the show can get intense.

A good team can turn a rowdy environment into something you feel comfortable in. You’ll get that sense here: the vibe is welcoming at the start, then it becomes more aggressive once the comedy takes over. That shift is part of the entertainment, but it also means you should expect a louder, less formal room once the show begins.

There’s a note worth taking seriously: one person found the judging element obnoxious. That doesn’t mean it ruins the show for everyone, but if you’re allergic to pomp or someone else’s idea of “rules,” be aware that judges/panel energy can add friction for some tastes.

Price and Value at $74: What You’re Actually Buying

At $74 per person, you’re buying more than a comedy ticket. You’re buying a 4-hour package that includes:

• 90 minutes of bottomless drinks
• a wood-fired pizza
• entry to the 3pm comedy show

Value tends to hinge on how you like to spend your pre-show time. If you’re planning on having a drink or two (or three), the bottomless portion can make the overall cost feel fair fast. The drink list also includes options like Prosecco and Aperol Spritz, not just one basic choice.

Even if you drink less, the soft drinks in the bottomless set helps. And the pizza is included, so you’re not hunting for food before the show.

One caution on value: if you’re vegan or gluten-free, your pizza won’t be bottomless. One pizza per person is still a nice touch, but it can reduce the “all-you-can-snack” feeling people expect from bottomless brunch.

Where You’ll Be: Finding the Spot on the Southbank

Meeting point is between Upper Ground and Stamford Street on the Southbank. That’s useful because it’s a recognizable corridor area with lots of landmarks.

For day-of logistics, I’d do this: get there with a bit of buffer before 1pm. Southbank is active, and you’ll want time to check in and settle before the bottomless start. If you arrive right on time, you might feel rushed when the room is already moving.

Who Should Book This and Who Should Skip It

This is best for adults who want an energetic afternoon. It’s a great match if you like:

• adult, boundary-pushing comedy
• live audience energy
• the mix of drinks, food, and show in one ticket
• comedy that can be uneven, because the unpredictability is part of the fun

It’s not ideal if you:

• hate strong language and sexual references
• prefer polished, consistently “tight” comedy sets
• want a calm, sit-back-and-watch experience

If you’re celebrating something with friends and you want a shared story at the end, this format can deliver. If you’re on a quiet trip with strict theatre manners, you might feel out of place.

Quick Tips to Make Your Afternoon Smoother

Bring the right expectations. This is 18+ and it’s intentionally rough around the edges. Showing up with a “good attitude for the chaos” mindset helps a lot.

If you’re drinking, pace yourself. Bottomless means you’ll be tempted to keep going, and the show starts at 3pm after your first 90-minute block. A little balance keeps the later parts enjoyable instead of shaky.

If you need vegan or gluten-free, plan ahead at checkout. The pizza is one per person and not bottomless for those diets, so make sure that matches your idea of what brunch should be.

Finally, arrive with time to settle. The staff are friendly, but the schedule is built for momentum: 1pm begins the brunch block, then the show starts at 3pm.

Should You Book The Bottomless Brunch Comedy?

Yes, if you want an adult Southbank afternoon that mixes wood-fired pizza, a real bottomless drink spread, and a comedy show that’s not trying to be polite. The value can feel strong because you get both food and drinks for a set window, plus a show that leans into audience energy.

Skip it if your comedy tastes run clean and tidy. With strong language, sexual references, and gutter humour, this show is built for people who enjoy being a little uncomfortable in the funniest way possible.

If you’re deciding on a single ticket in London and you want something that feels like an event rather than a passive activity, this one is worth a spot. Just make sure you’re booking the right kind of night-and-day attitude for it.

FAQ

What time should I arrive for Bottomless Brunch?

You should arrive for the 1pm start of 90 minutes of bottomless drinks and pizza.

When does the comedy show start?

The comedy show starts at 3pm.

What food is included?

You’ll have a wood-fired pizza from Mr. Pizza Baby.

What drinks are included in the bottomless portion?

Bottomless drinks for 90 minutes include Big Belly Lager, cider, Prosecco, Aperol Spritz, soft drinks, and Lucky Saint.

Is vegan or gluten-free pizza available, and is it bottomless?

Vegan or gluten-free pizza is available if you let them know at checkout. It is not bottomless and is one pizza per person.

Is this show only for adults?

Yes. It’s 18+ only and not suitable for children under 18.

Where is the meeting point?

The meeting point is between Upper Ground and Stamford Street on the Southbank.

Is it wheelchair accessible?

Yes. The experience is wheelchair accessible.

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